Does close count?

By |2017-08-22T22:47:09+00:00August 22nd, 2017|Does close count?, Gleaning in Holy Humor|

On the local railway, children age 10 and under travel at half-price. As the conductor began checking tickets, a woman sitting next to her daughter told her daughter, "Now remember, you are only 10." The girl nodded her head. The conductor approached and asked the girl, "How old are you?" "Ten, sir." "And when will [...]

She tried to cover all the bases – day 146 in joke book

By |2017-07-19T01:52:44+00:00July 19th, 2017|Gleaning in Holy Humor, she tried to cover all the bases|

  A pastor was asked to perform the marriage ceremony for a lady who had come to him for premarital counseling.  The pastor asked if this was her first marriage.  She confessed that this would be her forth marriage.  Her first husband had been a banker, her second an actor, her third a minister and [...]